tockthewatchdog:

every rich asshole i went to high school with: i took a semester off to travel around europe :) life is too short not to see the sights! :) spend your money on experiences and not things! :) school will be there when you get back! :)

me: thats nice…. i cant even justify the expense of buying bandaids right now but thats nice

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slutstain:

meninists trying to protect their egos

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pestan:

urtube:

weedjoke420:

why is santa’s sack so big?

He only cums once a year :/

I am traumatized

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vixxtoobomb:

send this pic to ppl u hate with no context

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peacefullyhateful:

The cake I made for my boyfriends birthday

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fasterfood:

rolem0del:

fasterfood:

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

less than three. 

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

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aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

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